mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of ostrich, i think it has rabies
Ugh. So, i got invited to go to Maine with Levi, Ryan, Nick, John, Brett, Jen, and her cousin. We’re all just friends, we would go for the weekend, but the only issue is my dad… I have no idea how I’m gonna get him to say yes.. But i want to go so fucking badly! Fun, friends, sun, and summer!